Lots of people retire to Florida for the obvious reasons: the tax break, the weather and, of course, the Fountain of Youth.  But for me, Florida is The Land of Invention.  For it is only there, while lying on the pristine white beaches of the Gulf Coast, that my subtle spirit of entrepreneurism rises to the surface, and…

Can we all agree that vacations suck? Not the vacations themselves, per se, but the fact that you have to come home when they are over. Maverick always threatens that he is “not coming home this time,” to which I say as long as he can successfully fake his own death so I can collect…

So did you all get up at 4am on Friday to watch Will and Kate get married? Hmm?? I don’t want to make you jealous (well that’s not really true) but I have to tell you that I, humble D. Parker, was INVITED to the Royal Wedding! To say I was truly honored is like…

I’ve been on the road a lot lately on my Tambourine Adventures, auditioning, and I am coming to the conclusion that life as we know it in the Northeast is not the norm. Not that life in the Northeast this winter has been anything “normal.” What with all the snow I’m considering expanding my house…