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Thanksgiving 2016 has come and gone quicker than an avocado turns brown, and while I have so much to be thankful for (my family, my friends, my health, indoor plumbing, bla bla bla) that makes for a pretty boring blog, so I thought of a few other things that I was grateful for this holiday that I…
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I don’t really want to get all political in my blog. And you have to admit that I have done a good job of avoiding the topic, despite the fact that Trump was the gift that kept on giving… even though it’s the gift you hate and don’t even want to touch but you have…
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I almost got killed, AGAIN, in the Trader Joe’s parking lot. I swear to god you take your life in your hands over there. You would think that they were giving the groceries away for free, on the last shopping day before Christmas which also happened to be the day before a big blizzard.…
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My dog can talk. I don’t mean like when you tell your dog to speak, and it barks and then you give it a Milk Bone, it makes crumbs and drool on your floor and then goes to lay down. I mean mine can speak. English. I know what you’re thinking: “D.Parker, you have really…
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I ran a 5K Sunday. I’m pausing here to bend an ear and listen for the faint sound of applause. No sound. Perhaps everyone is shocked. I don’t blame you: I’ve painted a picture of myself as a very lazy person. Don’t worry that hasn’t changed. I’m still a loser. But a weird thing happened…
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Last year I resolved to not make any New Year’s Resolutions. And hey, whattaya know?? I finally found a resolution I can keep!! Just in time for a new year. Everyone sitting around talking about their resolutions gets on my nerves. Nothing can bring you down after the holidays quicker than your kids saying, “Oh…
There's a Hair in My Mole 